THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN

You’re adding hot girls to find a new one you can bang and then you suddenly realize you already banged that one…………..

OMG I NEED NEED NEED NEED TO CREATE THINGS!

Things with feathers and colors and things that make me feel like a gypsy Indian princess <3

At first I thought I wanted to be the person who loves everyone no matter what and brings happiness to everyone’s lives. No one ever gave any love or happiness back. No one told me you run out eventually. Now I just kinda hate everyone for robbing me of the love and joy I used to have for the world. I’m a jaded sarcastic corpse of the happy little hippie I used to be.

I HATE COLLEGE.

I hate being broke all the time. This is so stupid. I smoke for free all day everyday but that just makes me hungry so I’m like “hey boyfriend, take my 6 bucks and get me fries?” but he’s like “uhm how about I bring you pot and take your 6 bucks and buy more groceries?” and I’m like “I don’t see how this solves my problem…..”

I’m pretty sure “Pinch Me” by Barenaked Ladies is my favorite song of all time.

In third grade: Learn cursive, you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper